Geek Virgin to Porn Star

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You know those “Faking It” type shows where they take one stereotypical classification of person- say an emo- and spend a week turning them into something totally different, like an aristocratic polo player? And you know those sorta reality game shows like Big Brother or I’m a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here? Well, I had an idea that kinda blends the two- with a twist.

 

Make Me a Porn Star features ten nerdy, skinny, porn-obsessed virgins and flies them out to the San Fernando Valley for ten weeks. Week by week, they are put through their porno paces. They are put in a pimp-as-fuck house in L.A. They have their heads- and pubes- shaved. They film a “casting couch” scene, where a porno girl comes onto them individually, scaring the shit out of each guy. They are given gym instruction. Their diets are controlled by a nutritionist. The nutritionist packs them with protein for muscle, and lettuce, which is known to increase sperm count. (The purpose of this: a higher sperm count means the “money shot”- the scene where the guy comes on camera- shows up clearly on video.) They have designated tanning times. They are given acting classes. They are generally tested in a series of sex scenarios, where a panel of porn directors will send these desperate wannabes packing one at a time.

 

The winner- the guy who’s left- gets to star in his own film.

 

Which of the girls in the industry would agree to this, I don’t know, but I think it would expose not only the industry and its realities but also what makes a man, and what a man has to do to find comfort around women and with his sexuality. Obviously TV censorship would be an issue, but there have been documentaries about the porn industry before. Do you think this format could work?

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