All a big joke

Well, I didn’t win the “Dwarf of the Year” competition, despite my stature. I wasn’t even shortlisted.


Did you like that joke? I made it up myself. I also wasn’t shortlited for the Blog North Awards, which I threw a bid in for. This was perhaps not so surprising, considering my criticisms of the event. The event passed on Wednesday 17th. I thought it best to duck the event, but I was surprised to see that there were no familiar names in the shortlist. The last few years has seen a close-knit, cliquey atmosphere develop- not just at the awards events, but at other blogging events as well.


The above post alone could be why the organiser of the awards didn’t respond to a tweet I sent her some weeks after uploading it. I was rather hoping to be involved with her other project, The Manchizzle


As you can see, the site lists all of the Manchester-based blogs on one page- all except this one, as far as I know. And as I’ve got some quite revelatory material going up here at the moment, this is to Manchester’s detriment.


Come on, now. Help a brother out.


Speaking of helping out, I’ve had a bit of pornstar publicity in the form of retweets from some awesome, awesome people. In follower count order, they were:


Sonny Hicks (450)

Cherry Ferretti (5K)

Tiffany Chambers (6K)

Ree Petra (9K)

Ivana Sugar (12K)

Kimmy Olsen (18K)

Lucy Love (19K)

Brittany Andrews (26K)

Kendra Lust (49K)

Tinslee Reagan (60K)

Gemma Massey (108K)




These people showed my blog to their followers, pushing my page views into 4 figures. Well, it’s only taken a year. I need the help, you know?! Anyway, you should follow them.


I’m redesigning the blog slightly. I’ve decided that embedding videos onto this site is pointless, for a number of reasons.


  1. Videos
    get taken down and reuploaded in other places, leaving a big block
    on the page with no visual

  2. People
    who watch porn already know what they like

  3. People
    who would otherwise read my text-based posts about Manchester, my
    very odd teen days and the weird things that happen in my government
    workplace could be put off by scenes of teen cumswapping and
    roleplaying. You know?

    anyway, if you ARE into porn, you need to check out Dayna Vendetta.




I’m a bit of a typical bloke and I love my blonde-haired, big-boobed lasses as much as anyone else. There’s something about Dayna, though, that makes her extra delicious. Check her out on PornMD


So. Yes. The dwarf thing was a joke, my attempt to get an award for this blog was a joke, and my life- on the whole- is a joke too. I’d like to change the direction of this blog slightly, by being more open about the struggles that I face on a day-to-day basis, being such an overberaring mentalist, and how I might overcome these testing situations. I can’t do that without being anonymous, and that is in fact why I started this blog in the first goddamn place. So stay tuned for more.

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