You’ve probably noticed that I’m a big tit maniac. I love them. And, by surfing Facebook, I’ve managed to find a club that excels in attracting young women with huge boobs on a weekly basis. It’s Suede, on Longworth St, behind the Church of Scientology on Deansgate.
Take a look at some of the talent.
I’m planning to be there on Friday night but no-one I know would go. Hip hop DJ and massive bellend Tim Westwood will be playing. I bought the ticket feeling sure that someone would agree to come. So far I’ve been declined 5 times. Fuck it. If no-one agrees to come, I’m going on my own.